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December 16, 2009

Dee Snider Is Taking Back The Horns.

Dee-snider Dee Snider of Twisted Sister is pissed. He's pissed at Texas. He's pissed at Bon Jovi. He's pissed at AOL and now he's pissed at you. Snider is engaged in an all out war with the general public. The 80's Metal Soldier is enraged over the blatant disrespect and common misuse of the Metal Horns; The universal symbol adopted by Heavy Metal some three decades ago.


December 10, 2009

Top Chef Las Vegas Recap: We Have a Winner

Picture 3 Warning: If you just DVRed Top Chef and you plan on watching it you might not want to read beyond the break. There will be spoilers. There will also be wailing and gnashing of teeth. So don't say I didn't try to warn you.

...and then there were three.


When a Philandering Golf Pro Is Named Tiger Woods, Spin-Off Porn Is a Hole In One

Tiger Woods scream

With a name like Tiger Woods, spin-off porn was probably going to happen. Couple that with a suddenly public sexual track record like Tiger Woods', and spin-off porn had to happen.

I mean, come on, he is a philandering professional golfer with a reported nine mistresses (unearthed so far), and in golf the 18 holes are called the front nine and the back nine... The porn just writes itself, people.


December 09, 2009

Death Match: Lee Majors VS. Patrick Dempsey

Dynamite Patrick-Dempsey-Clean Two of TV's all-time sexiest hunks square off, in what could prove to be a Mantastic Battle Royale. Will Dr. McDreamy write Steve Austin his final prescription? Or will the Fall Guy make this Lover Boy, do his own stunts? It's time to find out. So, hold on to your hot pants. LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE...


December 08, 2009

Hey Peter, Man! Try Ignoring the Haters and Being Secure in Your Sexuality!

Ron_livingston Ron Livingston, perhaps best known for playing Peter Gibbons in the 1999 cult classic Office Space, is suing Wikipedia for libel, invasion of privacy, and using his name and likeness without his permission.


December 04, 2009

Lock Up Your Daughters: Roman Polanski is Out on Bail

Roman-polanski Frigging Roman Polanski is loose again. 

Sort of.


December 02, 2009

Dangerous Ball Tapping Practices Uncovered

A_kick_in_the_nutsA shocking new statewide survey conducted by regional, Indiana television station WTHR13, has uncovered what appears to be, widespread incidents of Nut Slapping, gone awry.


November 27, 2009

Friday Combo Platter: Post-Thanksgiving, Balls in Hot Water Edition

Thanksgiving-dinner First, apologies for the lack of a combo platter last week. A bunch of us here at MamaPop have those irritating, 9 to 5 gigs and sometimes they get in the way of the important things in life, like alerting you to the fact that yet another seemingly innocent conversation on the MamaPop email list devolved into testicle jokes. Must've been a day that ends in "y."


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