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July 27, 2009

Two "New Moon" Sneak Peeks

New_moon_movie If you only played the audio I'd swear that it was a Girls Gone Wild video because of all the "WOOOOOOOO! OMG!" and eardrum-slicing shrieking. I actually think the girls' commentary is more interesting than the clip. They scream at the screen DON'T DO IT BELLA OMG DON'T DO IT IS HIS SHIRT OFF OMGWTF!11!! HIS SHIRT IS OFF WOOOOOOOO!"

The first clip features Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner, Bell and Jacob for those who just joined us in this century, in the now-famous scene in which Bella learns to operate her bike. She crashes into a rock; Jacob hops on his bike and speeds the 10 feet to her and whips off his shirt to wipe the blood off her head - even though she's wearing a jacket and could've used that OH NO that would mean that Jacob's shirt would have no reason to slip off his body and incite a shrieking near-riot amongst the cougars and fangirls. 

But, whatever. 


July 02, 2009

Are You Ready For Grey's Anatomy...In Space?

Greysspace ABC has acquired the rights to Gravity, a science fiction show from the U.K. about eight astronauts who undertake a six-year mission. But the producers want you to know, LADIES, that you shouldn't be scared of those words like "science fiction" and "astronauts" and especially "science."

This is "vagina-friendly" science fiction, apparently.


June 26, 2009

Why Shia LaBeouf is One of My New Favorites

Shia_laboeuf Shia LaBeouf has always reminded me of a younger Harrison Ford, except not as menstrual. Ford always seems crabby and I've rarely seen photos of him with a smile on his face. Maybe he's constipated a lot.

LaBeouf always seems amiable and gracious, yet he definitely exudes some sort of leading man appeal. A former Disney star ("Even Stevens") LaBeouf has transitioned well and with minimal awkwardness from that of child actor to adult actor. And he's half-cajun!

He recently appeared on the "Today" show to promote "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" and a fangirl made it the one of the cutest interviews ever.


June 25, 2009

Hey, What's Johnny Depp Up To Today?

Johnny-depp-mad-hatter Kidlets, have you ever said to yourselves "Gee whiz, I wonder what Johnny Depp is doing today?" Our Dear Johnny has been a busy boy as of late, and since I see his gorgeous yet somewhat creepy face (love it!) everywhere I go on zee internet today, I thought that it would be a good idea to give y'all an update on what Mr. Depp has been up to in the last week. Hint: It's a lot.

Although Johnny is not an OFFICIAL MamaPop boyfriend, I don't think there will be much complaining about pictures and snippets about what is in his Blackberry under "Schedule: Be Awesome." Perhaps this will also convince Deppie to list "Sweep Miss Banshee off feet; Ravish accordingly" to said Blackberry.

But I digress. On we go!


June 19, 2009

Robert Pattinson Hit by a Car!

Robert_pattinson But he's OK! Put down and back away from the torches and pitchforks, ladies.

Robert Pattinson was clipped by a cab while in New York filming his new movie, "Remember Me," co-starring Emilie de Ravin. "Twilight" fans used Twitter to track Pattinson down like wolves and mobbed him in the street, despite his bodyguards best efforts to shield him from the craziness.

As he tried to exit the scene and dash across the street to his trailer, he was clipped in the hip by a cab, promoting a bodyguard to shout at the fans after making sure the star was OK: "You see what you did? You almost killed him!"


June 18, 2009

Neil Patrick Harris is Seeking a Surrogate; MamaPop Writers Possibly Have Wombs Available, Please Inquire Within


Adorablegendary! Neil Patrick Harris and boyfriend David Burtka are planning to have a baby via a surrogate mother. A "source" has told Star Magazine that the couple has signed up with surrogacy service Growing Generations and are in the process of selecting their surrogate. Odds this story is true? Pretty good, since Star also broke the news of Sarah Jessica Parker's surrogacy...ALSO through Growing Generations.

In slightly related news, the surrogacy service Growing Generations has a big freaking blabbermouth mole. Dudes. Come on. Plug that shit up. You know, after I'm done reporting on this one last story.



Muse Unveils New, Face-Melting Album

Muse One of my top three favorite bands of all time, Muse, have announced that they will release their fifth album this September, entitled: "The Resistance."

They've also announced the dates of the European leg of the tour and let it be known now that if Muse does not come to St. Louis that my head will explode into a fiery ball of rage replete with confetti embers.

That Muse is coming out with a fifth album or will be playing an American leg of "The Resistance" tour isn't even the most mind-blowing part of this. The mind-blowing part is that Muse will tour with none of than U2 for many North American dates, the first of which is New York on September 24th.


June 04, 2009

Shirtless Shapeshifter Thursday

You guys ASKED FOR IT, okay?



Jonas Brothers' Mom Talks About Their Sex Lives, And Here's Something Else Equally Disturbing

Jonas-brothers-denise-jonas-joe-jonas-beyonce-single-ladies-videoI don't think there's anything more excruciating for a child than hearing your parents talk about sex. (Well, maybe having your mom show up at your middle school and say in front of your friends, "Make sure you go pee before you get in the car," but I swear I was talking to myself.) But imagine if your mother gave an interview to a national magazine and talked about your virginity?  Why, it might just drive you to put on a black leotard and make an absolute ass of yourself.


May 28, 2009

Shirtless Vampire Thursday

Okay, so I've devoted TWO Thursday afternoon posts already to shirtless True Blood promo photos. It's clearly time to change things up a little. Develop some new hobbies, outside interests.

New moon promo 1

Baby steps, people. It's a process.


May 27, 2009

Twilight: The Religion

Cullenism_cullens_twilight We all love Edward Cullen. How could you not? In the Twilight series Stephanie Meyer describes him as the perfect man. Repeatedly. And while yes, I would want him to be my boyfriend (if I were a teenage vampire anyway) I am not so sure I will take him as my messiah.

I wish I was making this up, but I am not. Meet the new religion: Cullenism.

Yes, I said religion.

What does a Cullenist believe in? I am so glad you asked.


Is NOTHING Sacred??? Kevin Bacon Robbed!

Kevin_bacon True story. I used to live in Kevin Bacon's neighborhood in NYC. I saw him regularly. I actually ran directly into him face first once, my sweaty brow meeting with his t-shirt in a "Six Degrees" juggernaut. So I was horrified to learn that my beloved former neighbor, the man, the icon, the name...had his Blackberry stolen on the subway.

But this isn't as much about that as it is about how awesome Kevin Bacon is.


May 21, 2009

Not To Be Super-Repetitive, Or Anything...

...but I hope you guys don't mind another True Blood promo photo post?


I didn't think so. Besides, if there's anything that could make Friday Eye Candy even better, it's perhaps a Thursday Afternoon Fluffer.


May 14, 2009

Sneak Peek at True Blood Season Two

Why HELLO, Mr. Stackhouse.


There be moar after the jump. Much shirtless moar.


May 11, 2009

Charm School 3 and My Super Rad Idea

Charm_school_3 I will admit upfront to being rather ignorant to the Rock of Love/Real Chance of Love/Charm School phenomena. I have precious few brain cells at this point in life and I need to preserve them for things like eating and tying my shoes. Plus, my interest in reality TV pretty much stopped around the London edition of The Real World, so these weird spin-offs of spin-offs of spin-offs of shows, featuring the dregs of reality stars, just don't grab me. Well, I'll watch a few episodes here and there, but I can't really get into them.

Anyway, I was just watching the official preview of Charm School 3 and had a sweet idea, inspired by host Ricki Lake.


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