Well, that took long enough. After the Christmas day attack Charlie and Brooke were still residing together, but now they are living apart. His rep says they are still trying to work things out though.
Former Mr. Madonna, Guy Ritchie, appears to be enjoying the single life while his children are off opening some school somewhere with their mother. In fact the tabloids have pointed out that his latest date kind of looks like Madonna, which is a wee bit creepy in my opinion. I wonder WWMD? What Would Madonna Do? (That was for the Glee fans.)
I'm not really sure what to say about this news. Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick are not divorcing after all. Apparently she doesn't mind he is sleeping with her sister? Allegedly.
So I know we are all shocked that Mel and his 12 year old girlfriend broke up. (I'm kidding. I know she wasn't 12. She was like 20, right?) And they were never married, so he isn't going to have to pay alimony or spousal support. But man, are his child support payments going to be high. Give me a minute while I wipe my crocodile tears.
My week has straight-up sucked and while I planned to write the best post you've ever read (seriously, it would have left you speechless), I have to save that little piece of brilliance for another time and give you this instead. Another installment in the Are You Sure You Find Him Attractive? series, except we're recycling because this post is about Shia Labeouf. Again.
I know. Some horses need a few more kicks before you let them die in peace.
Can't say I'm surprised by this split. Mel Gibson and his piano playing pop singer girlfriend Oksana Grigoriev have parted ways six months after the birth of their daughter. The rumor mills are say that they had this huge fight where Oksana accused him of cheating and finking on the marriage promise and with that, Mel said 'later'.
After nine years together and seven years of marriage, rocker/lesbian icon Melissa Etheridge and wife actress Tammy (née Michaels) are U-Haulin' to separate residences.
I can't decide whether to throw up or throw up a lot. I'm going to do both just to make sure. Tiger Woods, Jesse James, now... Larry King? And with his wife's sister? The question on the tip of everyone's tongue is, will Jerry Springer come to CNN Studios or will Larry have to go to Springer's set? So confusing. Either way, some guy named "Ice Trey" and his wives/cousins are going to be very upset when their story gets bumped for the King saga.
It's going to be awkward at the office come Monday morning...
Gossip Girl star Ed Westwick has apparently dumped girlfriend and Gossip Girl co-star Jessica Szohr after, and I mean immediately after, hearing she might have possibly done something that perhaps was vaguely and/or completely uncouth with one of his friends. Maybe. Perhaps. Possibly. NEVERMIND ABOUT FACTS, JUST DUMP.
Rumors have it that Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting hitched. The word on the street is that June 3rd and 4th are blocked out on the royal calendar and somehow that indicates that these kids are going to announce the engagement in June. If this is true it means what you think it means.
That's right ladies, Middleton wins. She just scored the most eligible bachelor in the world. I mean, now that Tom Brady is married the second in line to the British throne isn't a bad catch.
He is cute too.
Kate Major, former tabloid reporter and Jon-Gosselin-dater, is engaged to marry America's #1 Dad, Michael Lohan. Um, mazel tav? No, wait, what I meant to say was...ugh.
Love is a beautiful and timeless thing -- except in the hearts of onetime bigtime film star Jim Carrey and his now ex-paramour/former Playboy bunny/occasional comedic actress/anti-vaccine zealot Jenny McCarthy, who announced yesterday via the magic of Twitter that the roaring passion that once existed between them has, alas, been snuffed out.
Sarah Jessica Parker is seeing a psychic to save her marriage.
She told a British magazine that she pays $105 an hour to a psychic named Serena to help get her marriage back on track.
It's hard to remember all the women that Tiger defiled, but Rachel Uchitel was the first we would learn about. And while we were learning, back-room discussions were taking place on how much money it would take for Uchitel to keep the affair and all of the freaky things that Tiger loves hush-hush. The whole thing is just so romantic it makes me want to curl up with a Harlequin Romance novel and have a good cry.
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