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April 22, 2010

Heather Locklear Arrested for Hit-and-Run

Heather-locklear Heather Locklear was arrested for allegedly hitting a no-parking sign near her home early Saturday morning and failing to stop after the accident.  She was cited for misdemeanor hit-and-run after Ventura County Sheriffs examined debris left at the scene and traced it back to her car, sheriff's spokesman Ross Bonfiglio said.


Michael Jackson Inspired Cirque du Soliel Show, Joe Jackson Takes A Pass

Joe-Jackson Cirque du Soliel has signed a deal to take Michael Jackson's songs and dance moves, freak them up a bit, and turn the whole she-bang into a travelling circus and Las Vegas show. 

Joe Jackson, as usual, frowned his grumpy old man face and said "I won't see it."


April 21, 2010

Courtney Love is Dead, Long Live Courtney Michelle

Courtney Love and Frances Bean CobainDon't call her Courtney Love anymore. In an effort to rebrand herself, Courtney Love has elected to change her name back to Courtney Michelle.


April 20, 2010

Larry King's Divorce is "Off"

Larry-King-Shawn-Southwick I'm not really sure what to say about this news.  Larry King and his wife Shawn Southwick are not divorcing after all.  Apparently she doesn't mind he is sleeping with her sister?  Allegedly.  


April 19, 2010

Mel Gibson Is Going to Have to Pay An Awful Lot Of Child Support

Mel-gibson-oksana-grigorieva-red-carpet So I know we are all shocked that Mel and his 12 year old girlfriend broke up.  (I'm kidding.  I know she wasn't 12.  She was like 20, right?)  And they were never married, so he isn't going to have to pay alimony or spousal support.  But man, are his child support payments going to be high.  Give me a minute while I wipe my crocodile tears.


April 16, 2010

Kiefer Sutherland Gets Thrown Out of Strip Club: For Stripping

Kiefer-sutherland No, no, no, Kiefer. When you go into a strip club the people who work there take of their clothes. You and the other patrons are supposed to keep your clothes on. Jesus, Sutherland, how do you expect a stripper to pay her way through college if you do her job for free?

I don't know what was going through his mind - maybe he thought he was in the champagne room, but a topless Kiefer Sutherland got thrown out of a "lap dance club called Stringfellows" in London on Thursday night.


Mel Gibson Left His Girlfriend. Guess They Weren't Soulmates After All.

Mel-gibson-oksana_sm Can't say I'm surprised by this split. Mel Gibson and his piano playing pop singer girlfriend Oksana Grigoriev have parted ways six months after the birth of their daughter. The rumor mills are say that they had this huge fight where Oksana accused him of cheating and finking on the marriage promise and with that, Mel said 'later'.


Larry King and Shawn Southwick Don't Have a Prenup: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Larry-king-shaun-southwickIf the title hadn't indicated it, I'm somewhat pleased to hear this news. It seems when Larry hit his 8th wife (I use this term both literally and figuratively), he'd decided she would be the last in the long list of women whose doorsteps would be darkened by the most overrated television personality in history.  I guess he hadn't considered that there would soon be tremendous breakthroughs in erection technology and that he would want to have sex with his wife's sister all of the time.


April 15, 2010

Wait: Lady Gaga is ABSTINENT?

Lady_Gaga_Hot_Sexy_Nude-stickers-boobs Lady Gaga says she is abstinent. Well, I'll be damned.

Either that or we are all being punk'd.


Melissa and Tammy Etheridge Split

Melissa-etheridge-tammy-lynn-michaels  After nine years together and seven years of marriage, rocker/lesbian icon Melissa Etheridge and wife actress Tammy (née Michaels) are U-Haulin' to separate residences.


Jon & Kate Child Labor Complaint Dismissed

Hannah-collin-leah-alexis-joel-aaden-jon-and-kate-plus-eight In a move that surprised no one, especially me since I called it in JUNE, The Pennsylvania Department of Labor & Industry will not be filing charges against Jon & Kate Plus 8 producers.  They were under investigation for not following child labor laws in the filming of the reality series. 


Has Larry King Been Having An Affair With His Wife's Sister For the Last Five Years?

I can't dSouthwick-kingecide whether to throw up or throw up a lot. I'm going to do both just to make sure. Tiger Woods, Jesse James, now... Larry King? And with his wife's sister? The question on the tip of everyone's tongue is, will Jerry Springer come to CNN Studios or will Larry have to go to Springer's set? So confusing. Either way, some guy named "Ice Trey" and his wives/cousins are going to be very upset when their story gets bumped for the King saga.


April 13, 2010

Steelers' Ben Roethlisberger Will Not Face Assault Charges

Ben-Roethlisberger Steelers' quarterback Ben Roethlisberger will not be charged in the March bar incident.  “The sexual allegations against Mr. Roethlisberger cannot be proven beyond a reasonable doubt; therefore, there will be no arrest made nor criminal prosecution of Mr. Roethlisberger for his actions here,” Fred Bright, the district attorney for Ocmulgee County, said at a news conference Monday afternoon.


April 12, 2010

A Picture of Heidi Montag Is How We Should All Kick Off Our Week

Heidi-montag-breast-implants-boobs Because after a picture of Heidi Montag, one's week can only go up from there, don't you agree? Also, now that I peruse MamaPop some, I've lately become fond of talking about Heidi and that's a depressing topic to talk about ad nauseum. I'm going to make a strong effort to avoid any post topic that is about Heidi or Spencer or The Hills or, hey, even really huge, fake breasts for a while. My promise to you. You're welcome.

Unless you like these topics and I'm willing to wager some of you do. Ahem.


Jon Gosselin Wants Jon and Kate Plus 8 Back

Jon-kate-gosselin This man is such a hypocrite I can not even begin to explain it all.  So, right before the news of Kate's new show breaks, Jon files suit for full custody.  Now, he is saying he wants to be part of the show.  But he is the reason the original show stopped in the first place!  If I was the judge dealing with him I would just throw the court file on the desk and storm off the bench.  Stunts like these do not make friends.


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