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Rage Against the Baby Bump Watch

You know what pisses me off? The baby bump watch.

Beyonce Reportedly Pregnant

Well, something tells me if the report from Mediatakeout.com is true -- that Beyonce and Jay-Z are having their first baby -- the nursery won't be decked out with IKEA furniture.

Apparently Gisele Bündchen Is Actually Superhuman

 As if being impossible looking all the time isn't enough for her, Gisele also would like the world to know that she can give birth painlessly without medication.

Tila Tequila/Shawne Merriman Lawsuits Lives On as Tila Abandons Twitter

Remember this?  Well, he sued her, claiming she sabotaged a business deal of his by defaming him with her false allegations.  She never answered and the judge issued a default judgment.  But, the judge just threw out the default judgment.  So these two will be back in court.  Yippee!

Kourtney Kardashian Did Not Lose All the Baby Weight Overnight. IMAGINE THAT.

So tabloid magazines photoshop celebrity cover pictures, did you know this? I mean, I for one am falling over from the shock of that news flash, my god. So no one (not a soul) is actually shocked to hear the news that OK! Magazine photoshopped (to hell and back) a photo of Kourtney Kardashian post-baby on a recent cover. But just because it's the least shocking thing I've heard all week doesn't make it any less uncool or creepy or  downright ridiculous, either.

Tila Tequila, Defender of Casey Johnson's Dogs Against Would-Be Dog Murderers Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips

Tila Tequila, famous for... stuff, I guess. What is she primarily famous for again? Is it for being an über-cutesy, slutty bisexual who can really work a pole?

Anyway, Tila Tequila, famous for turning über-cutesy and slutty bisexuality into a reality dating television series, apparently believes that Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips intend to put her late fiancée Casey Johnson's pups to death so that they can bury the dogs with their owner.

Tila Tequila is PREGNANT? With Her Brother's Child?

(Please don't let this be true)

Tila Tequila is pregnant with her brother's child. Oh Mah Gah. Read on...we haz proof.

Amanda Peet Is Having A Baby. Good For Amanda Peet.

I like Amanda Peet, I really do. I couldn't really tell you why, exactly, but she seems nice enough, and smart, and she's not so ubiquitous a celebrity that you get really sick of her and yet she somehow managed to get cast in the latest explodey apocalypse movie opposite John Cusack, so, you know, good for her.

And she's having a baby. She already has one. Greedy girl, Amanda Peet.

Nicole Kidman Not Pregnant, Perez Hilton Still a Douchebag

Dear Perez Hilton,

Do us all a favor and cancel your internet connection.  You are not funny, not entertaining, and certainly not truthful.  Making up pregnancy rumors to fuel the gossip fire is actually pretty minor on the scale of douchebaggery, given your history.  

Oh, Hai! Moddles Can Has Babeez!

I know, I know: Cindy Crawford was having babies way back before some of the current crop of model mamas were even born. So it's not like procreative models are anything new. But still: it seems like a lot of them are popping out progeny these days. I mean, Adriana Lima popped one just this weekend. And Karolina Kurokova popped one two weeks ago. 

You Might As Well Just Accept It: Gisele Is Better Than You, Even When Pregnant

Gisele Bundchen is expecting her first child. And she's a supermodel. And she's learning how to be a helicopter pilot. And she still fits into skinny jeans.

Also, that helicopter thing.