
Until recently, most people I knew agreed that the 80s were a terrible era for fashion. Then one day, many of those same people began looking like a John Hughes movie threw up all over them. Thus, today's Flashback is brought to you by the scourges of 80s "style" that have inexplicably wormed their way back into contemporary fashion.
Ah, June - the month when the schools close forcing me to take care of my own children ALL. DAY. LONG.
*hyperventilates*
June is also the month where I go to buy my husband a father's day card only to be inundated with graduation cards reminding me that I graduated from high school almost 20 years ago. True story. I graduated from high school 19 years ago in good old 1991. Remember 1991?
Today's Flashback is brought to you by a major bee in my bonnet. A lot of television shows geared at children, particularly in the 80s, featured one single female character. It's amazing, as a child, that I didn't develop the mistaken impression that men actually outnumbered women in the world 8 to 1 or something. Today, we reflect on some token females in children's television of yore.
Continuing with last week's theme of misanthropic teen entertainment for the early 90s Gen-X/Millennial set, this week is brought to you by flannel and—*drool*—sexy, stupid Jordan Catalano.
We were all abuzz in second grade when a new class was added to our usual rotation of gym, library, music, recess: computer class. As a seven year old, this was big. And also as a seven year old, I didn't know what in the damn hell a computer even was. I wasn't entirely sold on the idea until Mrs. Bergmann introduced to us what would end up, for me, being equivalent to a glittery unicorn jumping through a rainbow whilst a shooting star falls in the sky. IT WAS A BIG DEAL. I learned at seven years old the power of addiction; the power of a computer or video game that would just not let you win. "But I will win," you would mutter, feeling a white-hot rage consume you, "I will beat you at your own game." (Pun.)