No doubt you've read the gossip about the recent goings-on with Jeremy London. Homegirl has gotten himself into a hot mess of an intricate situation that seems to have been devised by the writers of Six Feet Under, a four year old and a Choose Your Own Adventure book with half the pages missing.
So, Jeremy London. Aside from him being in the center of a riveting bad-accident-scene-type story, who the eff is Jeremy London?
Remember when you had that friend in high school that you really adored, so you spent every waking second together? Eventually, you spent so much with her that you got sick of each other and, before you knew it, you had the uncontrollable urge to throw your best friend in the whole world through a plate glass window, am I right? Well, I'm starting to feel that way about Lady Gaga.
I am just going to say it. I love celebrity gossip. I don't know when or how this happened, but I do. I read a ton of gossip sites and most of the time I read things and then go on with my life, but every once in a while something strikes me as unfair - like Mariska Hargitay being labeled plus sized or a religion is founded based on the Twilight Saga.
Today I am all out of sorts because I saw a feature on "Sloppy Stars".
John McClane has terrible luck. First he went to L.A. and Hans Gruber took his Christmas Party hostage, then he is flew out of Washington D.C. and terrorists take Dulles hostage, then he was in New York and Hans Gruber's brother Simons tracked him down and messed with him, then he got mixed up with Homeland Security and had to help them save the United States from internet terrorists.
You would think John McClane would retire.
You would hope John McClane would retire.
Kitty Kelley, notorious "poison pen" biographer of celebrities and politicians, has turned her journalistic gaze upon one Oprah Winfrey, and, if I can make a guess, it's not going to be pretty. Once someone starts throwing the words "teen prostitute" into a bag with the words "Oprah Winfrey", I think we can safely say that nice just flies right out the window.
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Today's Hot or Not? is a double feature: Scarlett Johansson and Gwyneth Paltrow, both wearing white in two starkly (see what I did there?) different looks. Which of these red carpet looks gets your electromagnetic pulse generator running?
Renaissance Malibu, An exclusive rehab facility, has filed a claim against the Casey Johnson estate—and the bill they've issued is so big, it would virtually clean out the late socialite's estate.
Dr. Drew shared some strong words for Lindsay Lohan in a recent interview, which apparently bristled the broke-down party queen herself.
Michelle "Staph Infection" McGee and Jamie Jungers—"mistresses" of Jesse James and Tiger Woods, respectively—are getting a reality show, and I'm getting a drink before noon on Monday morning.
No, no, no, Kiefer. When you go into a strip club the people who work there take of their clothes. You and the other patrons are supposed to keep your clothes on. Jesus, Sutherland, how do you expect a stripper to pay her way through college if you do her job for free?
I don't know what was going through his mind - maybe he thought he was in the champagne room, but a topless Kiefer Sutherland got thrown out of a "lap dance club called Stringfellows" in London on Thursday night.
Nicolas Cage just bought a nine-foot-tall pyramid to be buried in, ostensibly with whatever is left of his riches, pharoah-stylee. Wait, isn't he broke?
I never watched The O.C., but I think that's the only reason Mischa Barton became famous. Is there another reason? Am I missing anything? Wasn't she the girl ghost who puked in The Sixth Sense, too! Nothing shoots a girl to fame like puking on camera. But, now that The O.C. has been off the air for years, Mischa is only known for being kind of a train wreck. Lots of drinking and taking unflattering photos and choosing questionable hair colors and then more drinking on top of that. And dating douchnozzles too, apparently, because Brandon Davis (her ex) took to Twitter last night to call Mischa a fat hefer.
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