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December 21, 2009

10 Reasons Polygamy Is The Way, As Informed By My Engaged Viewing Of Big Love

Big_love Me and my wife don't smoke crack so we watch TV on DVD, compulsively. Like, just one more before bed. Please baby. One more episode. That kind of thing. So anyway, we recently started watching Big Love and I can't stop thinking about having sex with a bunch of women and having it sanctioned by my religion. Because, obviously, that would rock the house.


May 06, 2009

Campaign to Revise "Traditional" Anniversary Gifts: A Manifesto by Snarky Amber

I_Heart_iPhone Hi folks! So, I have this wedding anniversary coming up in the next week, which has placed a proverbial bee directly between my proverbial bonnet and my literal head. While I'm not really one for traditions, per se, I am a traditionalist when it comes to the traditions where people give me consumer goods in packages that are wrapped in shiny paper. So, in considering what I'd like to unwrap for this, my second anniversary, I consulted the annals of history for traditional anniversary gifts. And my conclusion was this:

Man, these anniversary gifts need an update. Pronto. My slang also needs an update, but we'll work on that some other time.


April 20, 2009

Ronik, Formerly Ronnie, Wood Scoffs At The Possible

Ron_wood About a month ago I wrote an article about Fred Durst. The reason being that as I searched for pop culture fodder to write about, I encountered two articles about Fred Durst and interpreted this as evidence of divine guidance. I can't just choose something to write about. It has to come get me. So this week I discovered two articles about The Rolling Stones guitarist, Ronnie Wood, and I knew that mysterious forces were beckoning me to speak about Ronnie Wood. It's like an oracle or something. Plus his last name is "Wood", which, depending on your maturity level, is funny in and of itself. Wood. I'm looking forward to writing an article in which I write "Wood" over and over. Wood.

I realize that I have been writing about the process of selecting what I intend to write about without providing any substance about what I'm writing about. I'd like to present this self-conscious article writing as an example of MamaPop's commitment to cutting edge postmodern pop culture reporting, but I grade a lot of essays. It's pretty much just a bunch of filler.

But after the jump I will juxtapose two pieces of news about Ronnie Wood with the hopes of creating a kind of Ronnie Wood news collage. In so doing, I hope to pioneer new methods of making meaning out of Ronnie Wood news and, through that process, redefine what and how Ronnie Wood means to us.



May 01, 2008



Do you ever wonder what in the HELL certain women are thinking?


April 24, 2008

LOLmarriage, 4/24


Today's LOLmarriage gives you some skills in the art of seduction...


April 17, 2008

LOLmarriage Thursday: It's Not All Bad

As I'm sure many of us are aware, sometimes, marriage goes a little something like this here:


But not always!


April 10, 2008

LOLMarriage, 4/10

Humorous Pictures
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It's Thursday and time for LOLMarriage. The actual LOLMarriage that I created is after the jump since it's slightly NSFW (nothing kinky, it just involves some bird flippage).


April 03, 2008

Introducing LOLMarriage


In the grand internet tradition of LOLCats, Kelly and Angela bring you LOLMarriage, our weekly attempt to create hilarity out of domestic, uh... bliss!  Yes, bliss.  Exactly.  Bliss, bliss, blissedy bliss.  Marriage is lovely.*  (Learn more and see the conclusion of my blissful leftoverz tale after the jump.)


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