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June 25, 2010

Lost Epilogue: The New Man in Charge

Lost-complete-collection-dvd  Okay, first let me just put this out there and get the rotten-vegetable pelting out of the way: I enjoyed the final episode of Lost and have only very minor quibbles with how they chose to end the series. I realize I am in the minority here. But I was in with the majority of people who hated how the The Sopranos ended at the time, but now realize that the cut-to-black finale was completely fucking brilliant and so this time maybe I'm just trying to make it easier on myself and skip the whole change-of-heart process because it's kind of tiring.



May 27, 2010

Meaning of Final 'Lost' Credits Revealed

Lost_locke_orange Eagle-eyed viewers of last Sunday's Lost finale noted that the end credits featured pictures of airplane wreckage on the beach.  But what does it mean?


May 25, 2010

Raise Your Hand if You Didn't Watch the "LOST" Finale

Lost-square I know that I run the risk of getting kicked off of the site for admitting this, but I have a confession: I didn't watch the LOST finale.


May 23, 2010

LOMGST! LOST Series Finale Open Thread!

Lost_series_finale This the end, my LOST-y friends, the end. 

Join us in comments for some serious geeking out during this, the final episode of LOST ever. *sniff*

May 21, 2010

What Am I Supposed To Do With My Children During the Lost Finale?

SQUIRREL BABY!  And I totally mean that as a completely serious question.


May 20, 2010

LOMGST! LOST Series Finale Pics!

Lost-finale-claire-kate  ZOMG, SEASON FINALE PHOTOS!!! And did I mention: SQUEE!!!?


May 13, 2010

LOST Recap 6x15: Across The Sea

LostLogo_ La mer… Last night’s episode of Lost was supposed to give us all some answers about the show’s central mysteries.  Did it?  Not really.  Instead, “Across The Sea” told us what kind of show Lost was. Spoilers!


May 05, 2010

Lost Recap: "The Candidate"

LOST-logoThis week on Lost: The broom of the season comes out and starts sweeping the decks clean. Smokey has schemes and knows how to build a bomb out of C-4 and a wristwatch, despite being a column of ancient angry smoke. In the alterniverse, nearly nothing happens. And Hurley cries, which makes the implausibilities of this episode completely worthwhile. Spoilers below.


April 14, 2010

LOMGst Recap: "Everybody Loves Hurley" (and KABOOMZ)

Lost-logo Hello! Sweetney couldn’t be here today to tell you all about this week’s episode of Lost, so she employed a crack team of me to get the job done.  In order to understand my take on Lost as it rises to its climax, it helps to know that I was laid off from my day job.  So I had the pleasure of watching this episode twice: once drunk and once hungover.  I remember at least half of it.  Is that your idea of fun?  It’s mine.  So let’s remember yesterday together.



April 07, 2010

LOMGST! Lost Recap(ish) - Happily Ever After

Lost Happily Ever After desmond hume charles widmore henry ian cusick alan dale Today my life unexpectedly became an explosion of unforeseen real-world roadblocks, keeping me from writing the proper recap we both deserve. And so, at the risk of disappointing y'all (sorries!), this week I'd like to open the floor up to everyone present and ask for your input about what the hell is going on with this show. Because, really, your guess is probably as good as mine at this point.

Help a brotha out, won't you?


April 01, 2010

Team Smokey: This One Goes Out To My Fellow LOST Nerds

SmokeyI LOLed. But then again, I'm a total dork...


March 31, 2010

LOMGST! Lost Recap - The Package

Lost episode the package ben linus sunPREVIOUSLY ON LOST: In a rare, genuinely dramatic moment in U.S. Customs history, a Customs agent at LAX confiscates the $25,000 Sun's father gave Jin for some shady cross-continent "business" dealings -- the details of which we're still not completely clear on (though we ARE clear on the fact that when I put "unnecessary quotes" around words I'm not just defying grammar, respected manuals of style, AND common sense, but also being "annoyingly sarcastic" on purpose, just to torment others) -- because the money was "undeclared." (Listen Customs dude, that money isn't just "undeclared" -- it's so off-the-grid it's, like, one laundering away from becoming INVISIBLE.) Hurley told Richard that, DUDE, your wife told me that you can't let Faux Locke get off the island or DUDE, we're all going to Hell and DUDE, I SEE DEAD PEOPLE. Faux Locke sent Sawyer on a recon mission to Hydra island, where he met Charles Widmore and in short order promised to deliver Faux Locke to Widmore provided Widmore gets the remaining Losties off the island (of course, true to form, Sawyer had already struck a similar deal with Faux Locke, so it'll be interesting to see if/how this little scheme of his doesn't backfire, go nuclear, and end in a mess of fiery rubble and bodies... uhh fingers crossed?). BOOM! 


March 29, 2010

Wanna Advertise During the Lost Finale? That'll Be $900,000, Please

Dharma adStep One: Create groundbreaking, mindbending television series that captures the imagination of the entire nation. Nay, the world. Nay, the universe. Go on, I'll wait. Shouldn't take you that long.

Step Two: ...

Step Three: Fuck Step Two. PROFIT!!!11!!!!!!


March 24, 2010

LOMGST! Lost Recap - Ab Aeterno

Lost-richard-jail PREVIOUSLY ON LOST: Richard Alpert is a mysterious dude who appears to wear some kind of permanent kohl eyeliner and never ages. The weirdness of this isn't lost on good old Ben Linus, who comments, in ominous tones, that Richard is an advisor to Jacob and that he has had that job for a "VERY. VERY. LONG. TIME." After Jacob gets stabbed by Ben and goes up like a lighter fluid doused s'more in the fire pit at Jacob's Giant Egyptian God-shaped lair, Richard gets muy triste -- or some other word for emo and bummed out that I don't know since I don't actually speak Spanish -- because he spent his whole life in service of Jacob and now Jacob's dead, and his (relentless, unending) life is a hollow lie. Richard then begs Jack to help him to commit suicide by... wait... for... it... DYNAMITE, and though I would never condone the taking of one's own life by self-explosion, even I have to admit that's pretty badass. BOOM!


March 17, 2010

LOMGST! Lost Recap - Recon

Lost-recon-sawyer_gunPREVIOUSLY ON LOST: Okay, so this is weird. This here episode didn't start with the usual "Previously on LOST" bit, and I can't recall when, if ever, that's happened before, but I'm just going to roll with it, because with a mere 9 episodes remaining until the finale, apparently the producers are all, Fuck all y'all if you don't know what's going on at this point... WHEE!!! Do you want to go faster? RAISE YOUR HANDS IF YOU WANT TO GO FASTER! And really, who am I to question their masochism wisdom? BOOM!


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