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June 21, 2010

Gaga Overload Making Me Gag Gag

Lady-gaga-finger  Remember when you had that friend in high school that you really adored, so you spent every waking second together? Eventually, you spent so much with her that you got sick of each other and, before you knew it, you had the uncontrollable urge to throw your best friend in the whole world through a plate glass window, am I right? Well, I'm starting to feel that way about Lady Gaga. 


May 07, 2010

Just In Time for Mother's Day, Family Guy's Lois Griffin Dishes on Celebrity Moms

Lois-Griffin LIFE Magazine caught up with celebumom Lois Griffin, who dishes on other celebrity moms: Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Denise Richards, Kate Gosselin, Marge Simpson, Sharon Osborne and Pamela Anderson.  Happy Mother's Day, Mothers (and Dads who fill both roles).


April 23, 2010

Guy Ritchie Gets a Retro Madonna

Guy-ritchieFormer Mr. Madonna, Guy Ritchie, appears to be enjoying the single life while his children are off opening some school somewhere with their mother. In fact the tabloids have pointed out that his latest date kind of looks like Madonna, which is a wee bit creepy in my opinion. I wonder WWMD? What Would Madonna Do? (That was for the Glee fans.)


April 21, 2010

Gleecap - The Power of Madonna

GLEE MADONNA  Hey everybody! It's your old pal Miss Banshee, pinch hitting for Snarky Amber this week, for our ALL Madonna ALL the time eppy! Are you excited? I know I'm preposterously excited. And this is a Banshee recap, so, ya know, get comfy and pack a lunch. So enough jibba-jabba. On with the show! Madonna Madonna Madonna!!!!!


April 13, 2010

Gristle And the City: Vein Face Off

IMG_0661Can someone please explain to me what in the GD hell is going on with this new veiny gristle phase?  As a gal with an eating disorder, I can understand the screwed up mindset of being thin, but does the DSMV, when revised, need to include a new category for women who want to look like The Incredible Hulk, minus the Incredible?  Is this somehow the new "thing?"  If it is, I don't understand it at all. 

Don't get me wrong.  I try to be as fit as I can be and I enjoy any amount of leanness I can achieve.  And yes, everyone has different ideas on what is attractive, but... veins?  Arms that look like a slab of ground round?  

So, let's have the face-off, shall we?  Only, as we all know, there are no winners here.  Just some animated ground round, phone books torn in half and tears.


April 01, 2010

Madonna is a Hypocrite

Madonna-daughter-lourdes Madonna wants her 13 year old daughter, Lourdes, to dress more conservatively.


I myself am the parent of a young girl. I agree with the sentiment that thirteen year olds shouldn't dress like sluts. However, I do not feel like this particular woman has a leg to stand on.


February 09, 2010

Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ads: 'Shopped All To Heck

Madonna_photoshoppedI guess it's not terribly surprising that those behind Louis Vuitton's Fall ad campaign featuring Madonna chose to apply photoshop liberally to these images. See why after the jump.


December 30, 2009

Rumors Of Vision Quest Remake Are Giving Me Diarrhea.

Taylor_lautner_1203457045 Word on the street, is that Twilight hunk, Taylor Lautner, is up for the leading role in the remake of the 80's classic, coming of age movie, Vision Quest. The role was originally played by Matthew Modine. Lautner who is riding the wave of success from the popular Twilight saga movies, is rumored to be excited by the script and his possible involvement. The word from me, is that I think this whole idea sucks ass!


December 03, 2009

ELLE Magazine Will Honor Lady Gaga's Patented Awesome With a Magazine Cover

Lady_gaga_thumbnail Lady Gaga, née Stefani Germanotta, is set to be ELLE's January 2010 cover girl, and although I am loathe to admit my fangirl status for anything, because, you know, I am way too cool for school, this news sent a thrill through my jumping-up-and-down-screaming fangirl heart. 'Tis true. I want Lady Gaga to be the biggest, most famous performance genius off all time EVAR.

Check out her upcoming ELLE cover...


October 05, 2009

I Nominate Lady Gaga As Sparkle Princess of Unicorn Land

Lady-gaga A thought occurred to me as I was watching Lady Gaga perform on SNL this weekend, bedecked in a functioning gyroscope and no pants. This chick is awesome. I want her to be my tiny friend, and I will carry her around in a Bedazzled baby carriage as she throws glitter and fake blood on passers-by. Our love is deep and true, Gaga and me. She will be Sparkle Princess of Unicorn Land, and we will all be her minions, mark my words. 

But there's more to Lady Gaga than just the bizarro outfits and on-stage shenanigans. Girl can sing, and she proved that this past weekend on SNL.


September 14, 2009

The VMAs: Win Vs. Fail, When Win = New Moon Trailer And Fail = Kanye

Kanye-taylor Whooooooooa buddy, were the VMAs out of control this year. By now everyone's heard about Kanye's douchebaggery, but trust me, that wasn't the only OMG moment, by far. There were a lot of missteps at the VMAs, as there are every year, but there also were some highlights, so let's go through the show and dissect the chaos, shall we?


August 12, 2009

Parody of Mercy Adoption with All Malawian Cast Hits Stage. My Guess is Madonna Won't Like It.

Madonna_adoption_malawi Hey, remember when Madonna set out to adopt Mercy from Malawia but she was delayed by the Malawian courts and it didn't look good for her request to go through?

Then all of the sudden she got the go-ahead and you could almost hear the question popping into heads everywhere "Was that because she is a rich celebrity?"

Yes, well that question certainly crossed the minds of more than just celebrity reporters and now that reaction has translated into a parody stage show, "Mercy Madonna Of Malawi". The play tackles contentious issues like financial influence and loss of culture in foreign adoptions.

Added bonus: the show totally mocks Madonna and her music


June 09, 2009

Paris Sounds Professional And Madonna Turns To Jesus In Her Time Of Need

Paris_Hilton_Paid_Professional Guess what somebody claims Paris Hilton used to do for money? I know it's not really that hard to believe but Elizabeth Jawhary, one of the former party girls interviewed in Mark Ebner's upcoming book "Six Degrees Of Paris Hilton" alleges that on occasions when paid to party with men, Paris would be one of other *ahem* paid hostesses ready to service the patron(s).

Ms. Jawhary is quoted saying,

"We would party pretty hard. Paris got naked and the girls would get naked. This was mainly in Vegas. There were times where you would have Ted or Ron come down, and they would pretty much pay for girl-on-girl action. I'd be there. And they'd pay to watch us girls going at it."


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