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Consider Pants, Pamela Anderson!

 Celebrities have a lot on their minds. Even with their PAs and entourages there to help them, sometimes they can end up leaving the house looking less than put together. Sometimes? They forget their pants. It appears Pamela Anderson is having one of those days:

Rick Springfield Looks Like He Got Some Work Done For The Weekend

 It ain't pretty either. He's missing that...human touch.

New "Twilight: Eclipse" Stills

 Something for the spank bank! At least for those of you turned on by bad wigs and pasty skin. New stills from Twilight: Eclipse!

Jennifer Aniston and Gerard "Butt"ler Strike a Pose

Um, Gerard? What is going on in this photo exactly?

Lindsay Lohan: Alka-WHAAAA?

Okay, seriously you guys, for real? You need to stop giving her a hard time. LiLo is totally sober now. Drinking? Under control. Drugging? In the past. I'm pretty sure in these pictures of her leaving a party this weekend, what we're seeing is really just "sleepy and content," not, "smashed out of her gourd":

Kristen Stewart at "The Runaways" Premiere Makes Me Cranky

Oh, KStew. Why do you make me say things that make me sound like a cliche mom? Things like, "Stand up straight! And can't you smile for once?"

Katherine Heigl Steps Out With A Darker Look

The 27 Dresses star was recently caught by photographers sporting a dark brunette shade:

Rihanna at the Echo Awards

Some days celebrity fashion makes me very weary. This is one of those days. The Echo Awards in Berlin happened and, unfortunately, so did this outfit:

Reese Witherspoon Poses with new Renee Zellweger Wax Figure

 Here is Reese looking lovely next to the newly unveiled Renee Zellweger wax figure at Madame Tussaud's:

Lady Gaga Is Horny

 Lady Gaga has been in London for the funeral of Alexander McQueen, and was caught by photogs last night leaving a restaurant in a rather interesting headpiece (I say that as though anything Gaga wears is uninteresting):

Jameela Jamil In The Clown Suit of the Damned

 I don't know who Jameela Jamil is, some British television personality, I guess. What I do know is that she's wearing the worst pantsuit in the history of pantsuits, including all of the 80s. And I think she knows it:

Consider Pants, Nicole Richie!

 Come on, ladies. Unless your name rhymes with Sadie Dada, I'm going to have to ask that you tie a string around your finger as a reminder to put your pants on before you leave the house...

Pete Wentz Wheeled Out Hannibal-Lecter Style At His Fashion Show Wait WHAT?

Warning: Absolutely nothing about this story makes any sense.

Paris Hilton: Just Like Old Times

You know, it's been awhile since someone photographed Paris Hilton doing something stupid while drunk. Remember when that used to happen just about every day? You couldn't turn on the NEWS there, for awhile, without being confronted by an insufficiently-clad Paris Hilton doing something stupid. So these photos of Paris...dancing? writhing? something?...at a Valentine's Day launch party for...a beer? that she's promoting? whatever?...really fill me with a nice sense of nostalgia.

Hot or Not? Anne Hathaway at the 'Valentine's Day' Premiere

 Setting aside the fact that the previews for this romantic comedy are making me super stabby, what do you think of Anne Hathaway's Marchesa dress for the premiere?