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Madame Tussaud's Unveils RPattz Wax Figure

 Okay, I psyched you guys out that one time with the Renee Zellweger thing, but this time it really is a wax figure. Did they capture his.. je ne sais quoi?

Dear Kate Moss: Consider Pants

 If I can see the part of your leg where your thigh becomes a butt cheek? You might want to consider whether your dress is not, in fact, a long shirt.

Photo in Search of a Caption: Lindsay Lohan

Hit us up with some of that patented Mamapop comment-section brilliance, dawgs.

Hey, Kim Kardashian? The 80s Called...

 ...And I thought they were going to ask for that dress back, but even the 80s don't want that hot mess:

There Oughtta Be A Law Against Sharon Stone's Winter Coat

 Sharon Stone is already high up on my list of people who are on notice, and she finds herself there for many reasons. You can count this fug coat she's wearing among them:

Hot or Not: Jared Leto, Super Hipster

 Here is a snapshot of actor-cum-emo-rocker Jared Leto on a beach in his hipster regalia. Do you want to lick him all over or bury him in a sand dune?

JLo and Marc Anthony Hit the Orange Carpet at Dolphins Game

 Apparently the Miami Dolphins have an orange carpet for the celebrities who come to watch them fail. And apparently JLo's idea of football attire is a blue suede jumpsuit?

Deliver Us From Paris Hilton's Wild Kingdom of Hell

 Paris has discovered a new animal hybrid. It's like if you spliced together a cheetah, leopard, tiger and giraffes. Truly, I think we need to get Jack Hanna on the horn:

Olsen Twins at the 'Nine' Premiere

 Oh, hey, Mary-Kate and Ashley. You guys...still here? Oh. That's cool. Say, where did you get those outfits?    

Holy Jumpsuit, Kate Hudson.

 I almost needed an exorcism after I saw this, for realsies. Please prepare for your retinas to be lasered by the ugly:    

Madonna's Dolce & Gabbana Campaign

Is Madonna the ultimate "MILF"? (A term I hate by the way, but I live under the mob rule of pop culture, doncha know.) The brains (or whatever) behind the new print Dolce & Gabbana campaign seen in this week's Italian Vanity Fair certainly seem to think so.

Leighton Meester: Please Relieve Us Of Your Onslaught

 I don't even watch Gossip Girl and I already hate Blair Waldorf, because she is played by Leighton Meester, who won't stop until all the cows of the world have been made into Fashion Crimes Against Humanity:

The Recession Is Worse Than We Feared

 It appears even multimillionaire media mogul (say that three times fast) Ashley Olsen has been affected by the economic downturn. It's bad, kids...

What Holiday Season is Complete Without A Miserable Kate Bosworth Under The Tree?

 Happy Holidays, poppets! I got you Kate Bosworth for Christmas. Please to enjoy my gift wrapping prowess:

Brangelina Pic! Whither Your Hot Couple Now, America?

 Normally I'm as hot and bothered by both Brad and Angelina as the next pop culture writer, but there's something to be said for clothes (and facial hair) making the woman or man.