
Oh, I wish I were kidding, but I am very much not. Neither is Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's so not kidding about vagazzling that she included a whole chapter about it in her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, due out in March. What does "vagazzling" even mean, you wonder?
Vagazzling means that JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT THINKS YOU SHOULD GLUE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS TO YOUR VAGINA TO HELP YOUR BROKEN HEART BE WHOLE AGAIN.
Here is one of the stupidest and most unnecessary descriptors I have ever heard attributed to sneakers: bridal. BRIDAL SNEAKERS.
The Lovely Bride carries these for when you want your feet to look like a pair of specialized cakes at a party for nurses.
Tila Tequila, famous for... stuff, I guess. What is she primarily famous for again? Is it for being an über-cutesy, slutty bisexual who can really work a pole?
Anyway, Tila Tequila, famous for turning über-cutesy and slutty bisexuality into a reality dating television series, apparently believes that Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips intend to put her late fiancée Casey Johnson's pups to death so that they can bury the dogs with their owner.
I always thought that people who had a panic room in their house automatically qualified as clinically paranoid. I mean, really, who needs a panic room? If you are at high risk for a home invasion you can get a really nice alarm system or some beefeaters or something. Right?
Kurt Westergaard actually needed and used his panic room on Friday.
Is it just me or has 2009 been chock o' full to the brim with unusually head-scratching celebrity stuff? I found all the following stuff weird, interesting, or baffling and it just seems this year offered more fodder than usual. Either that or my memory is retaining more information which seems highly unlikely considering I can't even remember if I ate today.
This story in itself doesn't seem that unique: Robin Gibb, the beardless one from the Bee Gees, was having an affair with the hired help and his wife kicked the mistress out. We've all seen that before *cough* Ethan Hawke and the nanny *cough* and this story had kind of the same results. Well not really but kinda.