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January 22, 2010

Trying To Handle David Beckham's Golden Balls

Beckham_armani You know how they say you learn something new every day? Today I learned that Victoria Beckham refers to David's family jewels as 'Golden Balls'. As an added bonus, I also learned that some Italian TV presenter tried to check out David's gilded nuts herself -- without asking and on camera.


January 20, 2010

The 20 Worst Parenting Fails: Uhhh FAIL! Doesn't Even Begin To Cover These

Worst_parenting_failsI'm sure we all have moments where we fear we've made some mistakes and bad choices as parents. But WOW, I think it's pretty safe to say NOTHING you've done has anything on these people.


January 14, 2010

Let's Talk About Jennifer Love Hewitt and Vagazzling. You Heard Me Right. Vagazzling.

Day_i_shot_cupid Oh, I wish I were kidding, but I am very much not. Neither is Jennifer Love Hewitt. She's so not kidding about vagazzling that she included a whole chapter about it in her new book, The Day I Shot Cupid, due out in March. What does "vagazzling" even mean, you wonder?



Gettin' Hitched? Consider a Go-Go for the Ceremony.

Picture 25 Are you getting married soon? Are you in the market for an officiant? Why not consider Reverend Sister Jane "Hush My Darling Don't You Cry" Wiedlin?

No really, she does weddings now.


January 13, 2010

Bridal Sneakers, For When You Want Your Feet to Scream Both Nursing! and Cake!

Bridal_sneaker_beatriceHere is one of the stupidest and most unnecessary descriptors I have ever heard attributed to sneakers: bridal. BRIDAL SNEAKERS.

The Lovely Bride carries these for when you want your feet to look like a pair of specialized cakes at a party for nurses.


January 07, 2010

Tila Tequila, Defender of Casey Johnson's Dogs Against Would-Be Dog Murderers Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips

Tila_tequila Tila Tequila, famous for... stuff, I guess. What is she primarily famous for again? Is it for being an über-cutesy, slutty bisexual who can really work a pole?

Anyway, Tila Tequila, famous for turning über-cutesy and slutty bisexuality into a reality dating television series, apparently believes that Nicky Hilton and Bijou Phillips intend to put her late fiancée Casey Johnson's pups to death so that they can bury the dogs with their owner.


Christopher Lee is Releasing a Metal Concept Album

ChristopherLee Christopher Lee has announced his plans to release a symphonic metal concept album.

Yes, THAT Christopher Lee. Yes, Count Dooku and Saruman the White. Yes, the 87 year old actor, Sir Christopher Lee.

Oh! If your mind isn't blown yet, wait until I tell you the concept.


January 04, 2010

I Guess Panic Rooms Aren't Just for the Mentally Ill Anymore

Kurt_westergaard I always thought that people who had a panic room in their house automatically qualified as clinically paranoid. I mean, really, who needs a panic room? If you are at high risk for a home invasion you can get a really nice alarm system or some beefeaters or something. Right?

Kurt Westergaard actually needed and used his panic room on Friday.


December 31, 2009

My Top Ten Celebrity Memory Making Moments of 2009

Diddy-Joaquin-Phoenix Is it just me or has 2009 been chock o' full to the brim with unusually  head-scratching celebrity stuff? I found all the following stuff weird, interesting, or baffling and it just seems this year offered more fodder than usual. Either that or my memory is retaining more information which seems highly unlikely considering I can't even remember if I ate today.


December 21, 2009

I'm on the Island of Misfit Toys

Island_of_misfit_toys_doll My family and I were taking in our annual viewing of the Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer TV special the other night. We are total sheep in that our holiday season is not complete without watching that claymation awesomeness.


December 15, 2009

Robin Gibb, How Deep is Your Love? Should I ask the Druid Priestess or the Housekeeper?

Robin_gibb_bee_gee This story in itself doesn't seem that unique: Robin Gibb, the beardless one from the Bee Gees, was having an affair with the hired help and his wife kicked the mistress out. We've all seen that before *cough* Ethan Hawke and the nanny *cough* and this story had kind of the same results. Well not really but kinda.


Zombie Chic

Picture 7 We all remember heroin chic, right? Remember Kate Moss looking like she was at death's door and she just rolled out of bed after a week long bender to answer it?

Now there is something on the other side of the grave.


December 10, 2009

R. Kelly to Pen Memoir; I Predict a Call from Oprah's Book Club People

R_kelly_zorro_mask I think, as a writer, I should be irritated or offended that R. Kelly has a deal to write his memoir, and I should use this opportunity to rant about how they'll give book deals to anyone, but I'm not.


December 07, 2009

Meet Mr. Su-Su Kumar - The Person Who Pees in Public.

BigDaddy_peeing_on_wall I don't know what the hell is going on in New Delhi, India but apparently it involves a good deal of public urination.

I mean, it is enough of an issue to require an ad campaign with cute little guys with adorable names.


November 30, 2009

The Biggest Loser Trainers Have Boundary Issues

Jillian_michaels There was no Grey's Anatomy this week, so we interrupt this weekly recap to bitch about The Biggest Loser. Shut the hell up, Jillian.


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