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What Am I Supposed To Do With My Children During the Lost Finale?

 And I totally mean that as a completely serious question.

I'm Applying For Early Acceptance at RuPaul's Drag U

Ladies (and ladyboys), there simply are no WORDS that adequately convey how excited I am about this show.

Katee Sackhoff: Destroyer of Dreams

Fellow True Blood / Sookie Stackhouse fans, picture this, for a moment: The part of Debbie Pelt, the psychopathic batshit crazy wereanimal ex of Alcide, being played by the always awesometastic Katee Sackhoff. Starbuck the Shape-Shifter, if you will. Isn't that just perfection? Doesn't the mere thought of that casting decision make you feel all warm in the naughty bits? 

WELL TOO BAD. SHE TURNED THE PART DOWN.

Justified: Is Timothy Olyphant The Best TV Cop Ever?

Ok, it seems that Timothy Olyphant is making tremendous headway in his bid to make me gay (not that there's anything wrong with that). At this point, I'm pretty much only man-sex away from completing the transformation.

Make no mistake about it, Olyphant is electrifying as Marshall Raylan Givens and continues to impress with his cool demeanor and tight-fitting jeans. (Forget I said that last part... must... fight... the gayness...)

Justified: Man-Crush Still On

We're four episodes in and after what I felt was a rather disappointing installment last week, Timothy Olyphant and crew brought it home this week with an extremely entertaining show. There were at least three parts where I laughed out loud and I may have even been sober. I can't remember, probably not. It's okay, though. I remember enough to tell you the awesome parts.

Breaking Bad Episode 3: "I.F.T."

This week: Walt moves back in.  Skyler objects with her entire body.  Hank starts going off the deep end.  Jesse mopes. Everyone struggles for power.  The link between Gustavo and the Death Twinz of Death is revealed.

Justified Recap: I'm Still Heterosexual, But Just Barely

Ok, you guys asked for it and now you've got it. The Justified Recap. I've never done a recap before, so I'm going to learn as I go along. Where should we begin? Hmmm...probably the beginning. I think I may have knack for this.

Breaking Bad: Episode 302 - "Caballo Sin Nombre": Stacy and Palinode Put a [Re]cap in Someone's Arse

Wherein Stacy and Palinode shoot the shit about Breaking Bad.  Shoot the meth would be a better pun, but our moms read this. And I don't want her knowing about my meth problem.

This week: Walt attempts to leave the drug business behind and reunite his family.  Jesse leaves rehab and totally p3wns his parents.  Hank is totally clueless. Skyler faces perfidy and corruption at home and work.  The silent guys from Mexico with skull-capped boots arrive in Albuquerque.  They have an axe.

Justified: Timothy Olyphant Is Trying To Make Me Gay (Not That There's Anything Wrong With That)

If you haven't seen Justified with Timothy Olyphant, I am just going to go ahead and ask you to put your remote down. You're not using it right. You heard me. Just set it on the coffee table, back away slowly and listen closely to everything I am about to say. There still may be time for you.

Rarely does a show live up to the hype, but I'm telling you right now, Justified is delivering on its lofty expectations.

David Simon's "Treme" Trailer Is Here!

Seems like we've been waiting on this forever, but The Wire creator David Simon's new HBO series about post-Katrina New Orleans starts April 11th. Trailer after the jump!

Tim And Eric Awesome Show Great Job! Season Cinco

I have decided to take a break from my usual American Idol Recap this week. Partly because the show has sucked since Ellen arrived but more importantly, so I can bring you a special announcement. The best show in the history of television is back for its fifth season and this makes me very happy.