Have you ever wished that reality TV was actually real? Do you like men in tight pants? Beer commercials?
Are you ready for some football?
Yes, football. That's right, I'm taking MamaPop into some unchartered territory here: sports talk.
Previously on The Hills: Lauren somehow managed to get Questionable Stephanie (QS) a job at People's Revolution, which she then proceed to EPICALLY FAIL at. Heidi freaked out psycho girlfriend-style at Spencer's Bartender "friend" Stacy. Audrina got freaky with privileged douchebag Brody and then had an ugly public reckoning with his girlfriend at a party.
Audrina, Lauren and Evil Lo (EL) @ Some rehabbed parking-garage-looking eatery in Hollywood:
EL: OMG I used to work around here!
Audrina: OMG I did too!
Lauren, EL, Audrina: I'm really excited! Boys! Shopping! Like! Totally!
Audrina: Justin Bobby, like, wants to talk to me. I don't know if I want to talk to him and stuff... Did that sound ominious? I kind of wanted that to sound ominous. Or is that foreboding? I always get those two things confused.
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