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True Blood Recap Archive

June 21, 2010

True Blood Recap: Beautifully Broken

True-blood-tommy Nina Simone wrote this great song called "Mississippi Goddamn," which is an upbeat little tune about how messed up Ms. Simone's experiences in Mississippi were at the height of the Civil Rights Movement. Considering how Bill's visit to the Show Me Hospitality State* has gone so far, I'm thinking he may be borrowing a few bars from the High Priestess of Soul before too long.


June 14, 2010

True Blood Recap: Bad Blood

True-blood-sookie-jessica-1Ah, at last. The long-awaited premiere of the third season of True Blood...when all of our shapeshifter/vampire sexual fantasies come true.


June 02, 2010

New Extended Trailer for True Blood Season 3

True-blood-season-3 The new season of True Blood will begin in 12 days and about 10 hours. Not that I'm counting or anything...


April 19, 2010

True Blood "In Production" Sneak Peeks and Minisodes

 True-blood logo There are exactly 55 days until season 3 of True Blood begins. I'm not, like, counting or anything. It was just some little tidbit that I heard. Somewhere. Ahem.


January 07, 2010

Alan Ball's 'True Blood' vs. Charlaine Harris's 'Dead Until Dark'

Trueblood  You know how they always say the book is better than the movie? Turns out the same can't be said for television series.


December 24, 2009

Sweatpantsmom's Favorite Things of 2009: I'm Going To Party Like It's 1999

Party Recently I heard somebody say, "Celebrate all your favorite things in life." What kind of idiot says a corny thing like that? Normally I'd say someone who'd had too many whiskey sours and just slept with his best friend's wife, but since this is the holidays I started to get sentimental and thought I might do just that - have little soirees centered around some of my favorite things of 2009. Mostly it's because I love throwing parties and it's a good way to get rid of extra food.


September 14, 2009

True Blood Recap: Beyond Here Lies Nothin'

Maryann_wedding_dress_true_blood This episode was...odd. Maybe that was the intended feeling. The aftermath of Maryann's demise was far too calm and things started going downhill fairly quickly.


September 01, 2009

True Blood Recap: Frenzy

Trueblood09_55_thOh, kids, can I just go ahead and grovel some more for not recapping yesterday? Seriously, it hurt. But now we're back and all is right with the world.

Let's first address the dumb look Bill has on his face when he walks into the Queen's mansion and is greeted by the Queen and her midnight snack. Has Bill not been a vampire for over 100 years? Is this a new sight for him? Come on, Bill. Quit acting like such an amateur.


August 31, 2009

We Interrupt Your Regularly Scheduled True Blood Recap to Bring You Some Nonsense

True_blood_season_2_new-3Ugh. Dudes. I am sincerely so sad to report that I couldn't watch True Blood last night and thus the recap will not be going up today. My husband is a DJ and had a rather important gig last night, so I decided to, like, go be a supportive spouse or whatever, even though my heart was in Bon Temps.

So, if I promise to have the recap up by noon tomorrow, will you kindly forgive me this transgression?

In the meantime, I want to share with you what I will be peeking at regular intervals throughout the day until I can be at home with my DVR.


August 24, 2009

True Blood Recap: New World in My View

True_blood_episode_22I felt a strong connection to this episode of True Blood, because back before the economy tanked and the price of groceries went through the roof, my friends and I used to celebrate the Fourth of July by building a meat sculpture in the front yard. Ah, memories.


August 17, 2009

True Blood Recap: I Will Rise Up

Trueblood5 So, I consulted with many psychologists and doctors and scientists and people with PhDs and we came to the conclusion that last night's episode of True Blood was certifiably INSANE. And insanely good. I give it 5 Heaving Bosoms, including mine.


August 10, 2009

True Blood Recap: Timebomb

Trueblood5 Kiss my grits, True Blood is getting crazy.

So, Sookie is still in the Fellowship of the Sun basement attempting to recover from Gabe's attack and reeling from Godric's sudden rescue. Gabe is also a little stunned by this development and says, "Godric, it's me!" Hmm, why does he sound surprised that the vampire that they kidnapped and were fixing to kill would attack his captors? Godric wordlessly snaps Gabe's neck and tells Sookie that they should not have come. Eric swooshes in and drops to his knees before Godric, relieved that he is okay. Godric is in no mood for emotional reunions and calls Eric a fool for sending humans. Eric insists that he had no choice, that he had to find a way to save Godric from the savages of the Fellowship. He asks if Godric has fed but Godric replies that he requires very little blood anymore. An alarm goes off and Godric orders Eric to escape, to save Sookie, and to not spill any blood on his way out.


August 03, 2009

True Blood Recap: Release Me

Trueblood5 Praise His Light, I'm back! It was a long week without regular internet access and no HBO, and the kids in Bon Temps were mighty busy infiltrating and orgying and whatnot. We found out that Daphne was that pig that belongs to Maryann and that Maryann was the horny demonic bovine thing and had an eye for cutting out Sam's heart. We also found out that the Newlins had some seriously psycho shit planned, which surprised...uh...no one. Well, except for Jason but that's not really hard to do. Lafayette and Terry bond over Lafayette's post-traumatic stress disorder in a scene that kind of made me tear up a bit, but all of the golden healing lights won't protect Lafayette from Pam and Eric, who push him back into the V-dealing business. Sookie and Hugo's infiltration doesn't exactly work out, but Bill can't come save them because Lorena showed up and demanded some quality time. And Jessica and Hoyt are cute as buttons.


July 20, 2009

True Blood Recap: Never Let Me Go

True_blood_sara_and_jason Everybody sing with me: Ain't no orgy like a Bon Temps orgy, cause a Bon Temps orgy don't stop!

Biggie Biggie Biggie, can't you see? Sometimes your vamp just glamours me. And I just love your flashy ways. Guess that's why they broke and my back's all scratched up.

Something like that. My Bon Temps shapeshifter/vampire/vibrating demon party jams mix is still in its infant stages.


July 13, 2009

True Blood Recap: Shake and Fingerpop

TrueBlood I need to come out of the coffin about something: I intensely covet the Fantasia tshirt that Sookie's been wearing as she recovers from her attack. And, um, hbo.com sells them. I might have to buy one.
Anyway, that was a long break, wasn't it?


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