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The Slo-Mo Walk: A Good Thing?

I've been watching a lot of Twilight lately. I've forbidden my husband from deleting it off the DVR and I've put a secret lock code on it because I don't trust him. The thing is, I don't really like Twilight that much. I think it's an extremely so-so movie with poor acting, laughable dialogue, and a distracting blue wash over the film that does a terrible job convincing me that sunny Oregon is actually rainy Forks. Why do I watch it then? I'm obsessed with the slo-mo walk.

New "Twilight: Eclipse" Stills

 Something for the spank bank! At least for those of you turned on by bad wigs and pasty skin. New stills from Twilight: Eclipse!

Robert Pattinson Hits Like Girl

Ah, Robert Pattinson. He may be dreamy, he may be sparkly, he may be sexy and rich as hell, but he punches like a little girl.

RPattz said that the stunt personnel on the set of "Remember Me" laughed at him. They laughed at him when he had to punch them in the face for a fight scene.

Madame Tussaud's Unveils RPattz Wax Figure

 Okay, I psyched you guys out that one time with the Renee Zellweger thing, but this time it really is a wax figure. Did they capture his.. je ne sais quoi?

Attention Randy Cougars! The Full Twilight: Eclipse Trailer Has Arrived

 Maybe next week they're release a three minute trailer with a 30-second tease earlier in the week OMG!

New "Eclipse" Trailer, Like OMG and Stuff

Okay. It's only 10 seconds long. But it's got like, 10 hours worth of brooding. Emoting. Yearning. Oh, and Shirtless Jacob.

Bork! Bork! Bork! Or: How I Learned To Stop Being Afraid and Embrace Swedish Contributions To Our Culture

The possible demise of Saab - thanks, GM! Good work! - does more than signal the potential end of a beloved-by-some automotive brand whose Scandinavian roots and design quirks established it as a driveway staple in... uh... driveways across... uh... Scandinavia. And, also, carefully demographically defined segments of North America. It also serves as a reminder of the great and subtle ways that Sweden has infiltrated multiple aspects of our culture, popular and otherwise.

Explain Celebrity Secret Couples To Me

So, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart. What the hell is up with them? They apparently greeted 2010 together off some little island in England, where they were of course spotted and of course ruthlessly tracked by every impressionable teenage girl in the area and......seriously, I don't get it. If they ARE together, could they possibly be stalked any more by the public-slash-paparazzi than they are now if they were to just ADMIT their coupling? And if they aren't together then why not go on record all official-like and maybe stop acting like they're together by getting all googly-eyed and hush-hush about the other.

Rumors Of Vision Quest Remake Are Giving Me Diarrhea.

Word on the street, is that Twilight hunk, Taylor Lautner, is up for the leading role in the remake of the 80's classic, coming of age movie, Vision Quest. The role was originally played by Matthew Modine. Lautner who is riding the wave of success from the popular Twilight saga movies, is rumored to be excited by the script and his possible involvement. The word from me, is that I think this whole idea sucks ass!

Team Jacob Takes Over Saturday Night Live

 It seems like even the cast of SNL doesn't give a shit anymore. Which is a shame, cause Taylor Lautner was on POINT this week. Click on through for a recap.

Nine Reasons I Am Not Going to See "New Moon" in the Theater

I admit it. I read all four Twilight books. In fact, I read them all consecutively barely reading "The End" before I had the next one in my hand. I saw Twilight in the theater. It was the only movie I saw in a theater in 2008, but I am not going to see New Moon on the big screen. You want to know why?

Twilight Crime Wave Sweeps The Nation

Burger King is reporting that multiple restaurants had life size posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson stolen.  Right out of the window.  In broad daylight.  It is a wonder the vampire didn't melt, or something.

You Know Who's Thanking Tiger Woods Right Now? Every Other Celebrity.

Especially those crazy, privacy-loving Twilight kids. It's been a couple weeks since the smash-hit release of New Moon and it looked like the buzz surrounding the actors was becoming such a constant in the press, we'd greet 2010 with a booming TEAMEDWARDJACOBBBBBBB but then Tiger went and ran his car and public image straight into a tree and all other paparazzi-hounded stars exhaled.

Breaking News: The Entire Cast of Twilight Is Gay

 Heh. Not really. Well, I don't actually know for sure, but it's statistically unlikely. Nevertheless here's the latest in Twilight-related gay rumors:

New Moon Owns the World Now. I Almost Review It.

 I didn't see New Moon. Because of lots of reasons that I could write down and are probably misogynistic, but lets just say the main reason I'm not going is... and then I'll point at my crotch and wink and maybe do some pelvic thrusting, but just for fun.  So instead I'll do a second-hand review because my best friend went with a friend of hers and I gave her explicit instructions to only say nice things when she reported back, because beating up on New Moon for being a bad movie is like making fun of the star quarterback who has sex with a thousand girls a night because he isn't doing well in Spanish. Let's face facts. The Twilight francise is out-pacing The Dark Knight and Harry Potter in ticket sales. I'm sure the sting of another bad review is really gonna suck for them. No really. Stop laughing.