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Troll Dolls: The Movie. Seriously.

Remember those hideous looking Troll dolls from the '60's?  Troll Dolls, Leprocauns, Dam Dolls, Gonks, Wishniks, Treasure Trolls, or Norfins?  Ugly little bastards, is what they were.  An ugly fad that never seemed to go away completely.  They made comebacks in every subsequent decade, for some reason, but they never got any cuter.  But they were just dolls.  Dolls made to scare the bejesus out of kids for no particular reason. 

Their decades-long trendiness is apparently enough to warrant a movie deal. 

Celebrity Kids Gone Bad: Jeremy London [Who is Jeremy London?]

 No doubt you've read the gossip about the recent goings-on with Jeremy London.  Homegirl has gotten himself into a hot mess of an intricate situation that seems to have been devised by the writers of Six Feet Under, a four year old and a Choose Your Own Adventure book with half the pages missing. 

So, Jeremy London.  Aside from him being in the center of a riveting bad-accident-scene-type story, who the eff is Jeremy London?

From The Bad Moms Club: Adam Carolla: Bad Dad And Not Funny

 Ooooooh boy, does the Bad Moms Club nail it on this one. Adam Carolla, someone I have never found funny, has become ESPECIALLY not funny, I mean, WICKED PISSAH not funny by making horrible jokes regarding his daughter's weight. AH. MAH. GAH. 

MORE @ BMC »

A group of scientists at a genetics firm have plans to analyze Ozzy Osbourne's genetic code purportedly to better understand how drugs are absorbed into the body. Osbourne was chosen for this project because of his notoriously excessive abuses and seemingly miraculous survival.

 Do you enjoy the incisive cultural commentary of Jersey Shore and the antics of its human stereotypes slash cast members? Raise your glass to a little bit of chicken fried? Then country women and men, though art loosed -- Party Down South may be for you. 

That's what she said. 

 Holy Jebuddah singing "Merrily We Roll Along" on a pogo stick, the Bad Moms Club has found itself AGREEING with some parenting advice Kate Gosselin told her daughters! Shock! Disbelief! And for this writer? Agreement?!?

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 Who'd have thunk it? Either I am getting old or pop culture just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

 Parents? For that matter, humanity in general? The Bad Moms Club presents to you the death of feminism as we know it. 

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 Hey cats and kittens! Have you been following our sister site The Bad Moms Club? Here's what you've missed this week:

YouTube is a wonderful and frightening place.

Sometimes it is a great parenting tool.

So, I know that I wrote awhile back that I had discovered the worst movie ever made in New York City Serenade, but I'm going to have to recant that claim for a new and obvious successor: Frat Party.

You know what pisses me off? The baby bump watch.

Saw a kid outside playing with Pogs. I didn't think they still made the blasted things. But then I got to thinking.

Perhaps I'm just getting bitter and/or more nonchalant in my old age, but when Bret Easton Ellis says stuff like he doesn't think, in general, that women can direct, I don't get angry. I just kind of shrug and tell him to quit talking and go write some messed up book for me to read kthanxbi.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have created a vast conspiracy in order to keep a deep dark secret from their 16 month old twins girls. Dolly and Charlie.

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA to Be Mapped, Played Backwards to Find Satanic Messages

A group of scientists at a genetics firm have plans to analyze Ozzy Osbourne's genetic code purportedly to better understand how drugs are absorbed into the body. Osbourne was chosen for this project because of his notoriously excessive abuses and seemingly miraculous survival.

Party Down South, Y'all

 Do you enjoy the incisive cultural commentary of Jersey Shore and the antics of its human stereotypes slash cast members? Raise your glass to a little bit of chicken fried? Then country women and men, though art loosed -- Party Down South may be for you. 

That's what she said. 

From The Bad Moms Club: What What What? Agreeing With Kate Gosselin?

 Holy Jebuddah singing "Merrily We Roll Along" on a pogo stick, the Bad Moms Club has found itself AGREEING with some parenting advice Kate Gosselin told her daughters! Shock! Disbelief! And for this writer? Agreement?!?

MORE @ BMC »

 Who'd have thunk it? Either I am getting old or pop culture just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

 Parents? For that matter, humanity in general? The Bad Moms Club presents to you the death of feminism as we know it. 

MORE @ BMC »

 Hey cats and kittens! Have you been following our sister site The Bad Moms Club? Here's what you've missed this week:

YouTube is a wonderful and frightening place.

Sometimes it is a great parenting tool.

So, I know that I wrote awhile back that I had discovered the worst movie ever made in New York City Serenade, but I'm going to have to recant that claim for a new and obvious successor: Frat Party.

You know what pisses me off? The baby bump watch.

Saw a kid outside playing with Pogs. I didn't think they still made the blasted things. But then I got to thinking.

Perhaps I'm just getting bitter and/or more nonchalant in my old age, but when Bret Easton Ellis says stuff like he doesn't think, in general, that women can direct, I don't get angry. I just kind of shrug and tell him to quit talking and go write some messed up book for me to read kthanxbi.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have created a vast conspiracy in order to keep a deep dark secret from their 16 month old twins girls. Dolly and Charlie.

Will Smith Was Right After All - Parents Just Don't Understand

 Who'd have thunk it? Either I am getting old or pop culture just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

From The Bad Moms Club: Tassles For Your Toddler? This Is How The World Ends, People

 Parents? For that matter, humanity in general? The Bad Moms Club presents to you the death of feminism as we know it. 

MORE @ BMC »

 Hey cats and kittens! Have you been following our sister site The Bad Moms Club? Here's what you've missed this week:

YouTube is a wonderful and frightening place.

Sometimes it is a great parenting tool.

So, I know that I wrote awhile back that I had discovered the worst movie ever made in New York City Serenade, but I'm going to have to recant that claim for a new and obvious successor: Frat Party.

You know what pisses me off? The baby bump watch.

Saw a kid outside playing with Pogs. I didn't think they still made the blasted things. But then I got to thinking.

Perhaps I'm just getting bitter and/or more nonchalant in my old age, but when Bret Easton Ellis says stuff like he doesn't think, in general, that women can direct, I don't get angry. I just kind of shrug and tell him to quit talking and go write some messed up book for me to read kthanxbi.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have created a vast conspiracy in order to keep a deep dark secret from their 16 month old twins girls. Dolly and Charlie.

This Week At The Bad Moms Club

 Hey cats and kittens! Have you been following our sister site The Bad Moms Club? Here's what you've missed this week:

Oh! The Places You'll Go (Star Wars on YouTube)

YouTube is a wonderful and frightening place.

Sometimes it is a great parenting tool.

Frat Party Is a Thing to Behold

So, I know that I wrote awhile back that I had discovered the worst movie ever made in New York City Serenade, but I'm going to have to recant that claim for a new and obvious successor: Frat Party.

Rage Against the Baby Bump Watch

You know what pisses me off? The baby bump watch.

Pogs, Tiddlywinks and A Great Idea..

Saw a kid outside playing with Pogs. I didn't think they still made the blasted things. But then I got to thinking.

Bret Easton Ellis Doesn't Think Too Highly of Female Directors

Perhaps I'm just getting bitter and/or more nonchalant in my old age, but when Bret Easton Ellis says stuff like he doesn't think, in general, that women can direct, I don't get angry. I just kind of shrug and tell him to quit talking and go write some messed up book for me to read kthanxbi.

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell Lie to Their Kids

Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O'Connell have created a vast conspiracy in order to keep a deep dark secret from their 16 month old twins girls. Dolly and Charlie.