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June 17, 2010

Ozzy Osbourne's DNA to Be Mapped, Played Backwards to Find Satanic Messages

Ozzy-osbourne A group of scientists at a genetics firm have plans to analyze Ozzy Osbourne's genetic code purportedly to better understand how drugs are absorbed into the body. Osbourne was chosen for this project because of his notoriously excessive abuses and seemingly miraculous survival.


April 16, 2010

Zombies With Big Cans in 3D Now. Because Of Course It Is.

BTZ3-sword chopping big tits zombies in 3d sola aoi sora aoiThe thing is...I love Japan. The complete uniqueness of the culture, the unspoken social nuances, the coolness with nudity...it all makes the Japanese film industry a wonderland of the weird and perverse. (from the standpoint of our prudish American sensibilities.) That's why I feel it is my journalistic duty to discuss Big Tits Zombie in 3D. I need to break down cultural barriers so that people both here and abroad can enjoy hot Japanese school girls killing bloodthirsty undead hordes. I'm like the personification of "We Are The World" in other words.


April 13, 2010

Gristle And the City: Vein Face Off

IMG_0661Can someone please explain to me what in the GD hell is going on with this new veiny gristle phase?  As a gal with an eating disorder, I can understand the screwed up mindset of being thin, but does the DSMV, when revised, need to include a new category for women who want to look like The Incredible Hulk, minus the Incredible?  Is this somehow the new "thing?"  If it is, I don't understand it at all. 

Don't get me wrong.  I try to be as fit as I can be and I enjoy any amount of leanness I can achieve.  And yes, everyone has different ideas on what is attractive, but... veins?  Arms that look like a slab of ground round?  

So, let's have the face-off, shall we?  Only, as we all know, there are no winners here.  Just some animated ground round, phone books torn in half and tears.


April 12, 2010

The Insane Clown Posse Ponders Some Science and S#*t

Insane-clown-posse In September 2009, the Insane Clown Posse released their eleventh studio album, entitled Bang! Pow! Boom! Recently, they released a music video for the single "Miracles." And, folks, it's EPIC.


April 06, 2010

Jason Lee's Ex-Wife Confirms Everything You've Already Heard About Scientology (Except the One Thing You REALLY Want to Know)

  Jason-Lee-Chipmunks-Poster  In "Hollywood Cult Confidential," an "Enquirer Exclusive," Jason Lee's ex-wife Carmen Llewellyn spills a bowl of beans that has already been spilled.  And yet this CoS dirt is always just as fascinating as it always is.  For me it's fascinating because the Church of Scientology allegedly employs some serious "U SHUT YER PIEHOLE OR UR DED" methods to quiet any negative comments about their <strike>cult</strike> church.  


March 25, 2010

KISS is Hosting a Kids Show: Because that Makes Perfect Sense

Gene-simmons KISS and the Canadians are ganging up on the world. The iconic rock band's founder's Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley and E1 Entertainment are creating a kids television show.

God help us all.


Birdemic: My New Cause

Birdemic I opened the New York Times site today and glanced at the headlines. Depressing. So I navigated my way to the Arts section to see if I could find something to write about today. And then, just like that, Birdemic: Shock and Terror entered my life.


March 22, 2010

Getting Ready for V to Return

V1 I'm at a weird point in the year where some of my shows have already ended and some are winding down and there are a number of weeks before others return (True Blood season 3 starts June 13! Eee!). So, I was pretty excited to learn that V returns to ABC next Tuesday, March 30th.


March 01, 2010

Dead Snow: Norway or The Highway

Dead_snow  So Dead Snow,a movie we've been talking about forever here,finally came out on DVD this week and that was convenient because I've been waiting for almost a year and a half to see the stupid thing, and you would think that a movie about Norwegian Nazi Zombies would be rushed into the welcoming bosom of the public with some sense of urgency because Hello! Nazis? Zombies? It's like writing a blank check. No. Wait. I did that wrong. It's like GETTING a blank check from someone who has a lot of money and not very good accounting practices. So long, Sucker! I'm off to the comic book store AIDS Benefit Concert for People with Poverty All Over Them.


February 09, 2010

Madonna's Louis Vuitton Ads: 'Shopped All To Heck

Madonna_photoshoppedI guess it's not terribly surprising that those behind Louis Vuitton's Fall ad campaign featuring Madonna chose to apply photoshop liberally to these images. See why after the jump.


Selections for Your Snowbound Existence

Cabin_fever Many of your faithful MamaPop writers, myself included, are dealing with life under the current bizarro circumstances that come with one of the worst snowstorms ever.


January 28, 2010

Apocalypse Man Would Eat Will Smith With Some Fava Beans And A Nice Chianti

Woman1Those who know me enjoy poking fun at my endless fascination with how we're all going to die horribly. Will it be a giant asteroid, a flash ice age, a zombie-plague, a simultaneous failure of all technology, or my personal favorite, a self-awareness fueled robocalypse?

Frankly, the anticipation is killing me.  And while my friends and others have a little fun at my expense, I am now validated by The History Channel's documentary show Apocalypse Man.  Ha.


January 04, 2010

More Apocalypse Than You Can Shake A Slow-Motion Stick At

Apocalypse_vasnetsov  So apparently early January is like Mardi Gras for Apocalyptic Fiction except instead of giving drunk coed beads so they'll show their boobs, there are just a couple movies coming out. Okay, so not so much Mardi Gras but definitely something festive like Arbor Day or Talk Like A Pirate Day or whatever. The two films are Daybreakers and The Book of Eli, and one has vampires and the other has Gary Oldman so it's pretty much a coin toss about which one is creepier. (zing!)


December 21, 2009

Goon Squad Sarah's Top 9 of 2009

Goon Squad Sarah 20092009 was a pretty fantastic year. Well, sort of. I'm still grumpy that my kids have three days off of school after the snowpocalypse this weekend. Three extra days. They actually don't go back to school until 2010 now. I know I should be happy that I get to spend extra time with my children, but they are currently making up some sort of birthday rap so it feels more like headache than quality time.

But I digress, you want to know what my favorite things were in 2009?


December 15, 2009

Zombie Chic

Picture 7 We all remember heroin chic, right? Remember Kate Moss looking like she was at death's door and she just rolled out of bed after a week long bender to answer it?

Now there is something on the other side of the grave.


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